WILDlife.

For those of you who didn't hear the story of the time Samuel and I were nearly trampled by a deranged deer I will do my best to recount the story. The therapist tells me its good to talk it out. Here goes...



There we were minding our own business, playing trucks-n-stuff. All of the sudden with no warning whatsoever I heard a thumping noise from behind us. When I turned to see what it was I was oddly not overwrought about the feral beast. Instead I sat there, eyes wide saying to Samuel "Samuel look, a deer!", to which he responded "deeeer", and matter-of-factly returned his attention to the trucks.



You can never turn your backs on these wild creatures. If ever the day comes when they sprout opposable thumbs we better expand the hunting seasons for the sake of home protection.

Peace, AJV.