The Mad Scientist's Experiment

While exploring this morning Samuel came across the box which stores the breast-pump equipment.

After a quick study of the equipment he decided to run some tests.







The hypothesis: Can you milk anything with nipples?


The patient: A rare specimen. The North American Canis Lactamus(Scientific name for the common stuffed, milk producing dog. )








Results of the testing did not support the hypothesis. No further experimentation has yet been scheduled.


Spared and well,
Samuel.